The Grand Fazooli Mystery Tubes


Who is the Grand Fazooli? Well, here’s your chance to be one of the first people to bask in his infinite weirdness and wisdom.

We have put together a batch of mystery tubes, which each contain The Grand Fazooli in one of his many incarnations, along with a unique assortment of other stuff from the studio (not posters). These tubes will be sent to customers which will be selected randomly from this lottery.

Here’s the scoop for the Grand Fazooli Mystery Tube Lottery Sale:

• Tubes are $80 shipped in the US. (More $ will be invoiced for International shipments)
• If you’re interested in entering the lottery to potentially purchase a tube, please post a comment mentioning why you would like be in the presence the Grand Fazooli(If international shipping, list country). Please only post one comment per interested customer. a Paypal invoice will be sent to the email privately entered in their comment – so, be sure to use an email with a Paypal account.
• All tubes have already been packed, so no requests will be honored, and other items can not be added tho the package.
• Buyers will mostly be selected at random, though a few will be chosen based on the awesomeness of the comment. Many buyers will be selected within hours of this post and another batch of mystery tube customers will be selected on Thursday. 

I’m sure you’re curious and have more questions, but the Grand Fazooli likes that which is mysterious.

 

 

217 Responses to The Grand Fazooli Mystery Tubes

  1. Todd says:

    Cause I’m Italian and grew up on pasta fazooli!!!

  2. Mcintosh says:

    I want to meet the myth the legend

  3. Matt says:

    This morning I was riding my bike to work when I saw a very ___ and _____ being. The being looked like a cross between a _____ and a _____, two creatures I had become familiar with in my days as a preschool shaman. After a few hours of speaking to each other, it made me vow to never speak of the encounter again, with the sole exception being to enter the mystery tube giveaway later this evening.

  4. Lilly stone says:

    To be in the presence of the Grand Fazooli is close as mortals might get to achieving nirvana…..this is where I need to be…..please and thank you

  5. ZU says:

    because my eyes like candy

  6. X-MAN says:

    I would love to be introduced to the Grand Fazooli. I am Gambino as well and would keep the Gambino secret. Would never tell anyone who the Grand Fazooli really is. If anyone asks, they will end up like Luca Brasi.

  7. clawrence says:

    This Grand Fazooli is not such a mystery to me cause I can see what he might be. He’s traveled far, to and fro and back again through space and time to grant thee wisdom which only those eyes can see. 😉

  8. charles robinson says:

    As it turns out the grand fazooli is my father….

  9. Jarrett says:

    I’m trying to see just how grand this fazooli character really is!

  10. Angie Q. says:

    Because if he is anything like you… he will be nothing short of amazing!!! Would love to see the Grand Fazooli and all of his infinite wisdom and get him framed and on my wall. Good luck to all and thank you Mr. Spusta!!!

  11. Daniels says:

    Cause I have nothing better to do with my day, except meet the Grand Fazooli!!!

  12. Sally says:

    I do love a good mystery!

  13. shannon kiss says:

    Jumpin’ into the middle of the Fazooli River! Thanks for doing this, Marq!

  14. Nick L says:

    He sounds like he’s from my part of Brooklyn! –
    O.A.! Grand FAZOOLI !!!!

  15. Ryan G. says:

    The all powerful grand fazooli rules all

  16. Courtney says:

    I want to meet the grand fazooli because someone just turned me on to spusta magic! Looking thru the pictures of spusta art I am sure he is a powerful and mystic creature. The legend of spusta magic tubes are told to small children everywhere!

  17. cubby says:

    I have the rest of his family sitting here worried sick about his safety. Please send him home so they can be at peace

  18. James Olis says:

    It’s been a rough couple of weeks, no tubes showing up, lots of rain, Music Today canceling my Jerry Garcia order, I need some Fazooli to brighten things up!

  19. ALICE says:

    I would be honored to stand at the feet of the Grand Fazooli. I am sure he is much more masterful and powerful then that guy who draws things named Marq Spusta! HA HA. FAZOOLI RULES. I NEED TO MEET HIM. PRETTY PLEASE???

  20. Joshua Thompson says:

    I want to be in the presence of the Grand Fazooli because the only Grand thing I have had in my presence is a 100 grand candy bar.

  21. petra says:

    anns wizard right? wrong?

    i am bursting with curiosity :))

  22. Andy D says:

    He watches ’60 Minutes’ in just 60 seconds.
    If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
    He is fluent in all languages, including three that HE only speaks.
    He always tips 100%.

    He IS The Grand Fazooli!!!

  23. Christopher Bohne says:

    Just because I want to bask in his infinite weirdness and wisdom.

  24. george says:

    Grand Fazooli pleeeeze enlighten me to your goodness

  25. Greg Allard says:

    I must get to know The Grand Fazooli! I’ve heard rumors of his kind but never have I had a personal run in. Please help me change this. I’ll take good care of him or her and treat them like a child. They’ll eat 3 square meals a day and always brush their teeth, I promise.

  26. Shaun says:

    Well i live in the Grand Canyon State and have been playin with my fazooli for as long as i can remember, so i should be in the presence of the Grand Fazooli right! Hope i win!

  27. Seth says:

    Dear Grand Fazooli,

    Thanks for this great opportunity to get to know you – especially so mysteriously. I’m focusing all my positive energy your way in hopes of being though of as awesome enough to be visited by your Fazooliness. My dog Shadow would bark cheerfully at your arrival and we could all rejoice.

    Thanks,
    Seth

    Would you like a slice of pie a la mode? I sure would. Warm Apple pie with vanilla bean ice cream sounds yummy right now.

  28. Jay d says:

    Because it’s pudding time…

  29. rich says:

    because i never met my father, but heard this man might be him!

  30. Andrew S says:

    I heard the grand fazooli was the person who passed that law stating that hay bails can no longer be round because live stock were not getting a square meal. I would like to be selected by the grand fazooli because he has amazing humor also heard that he/she has never seen a moth ball…that is impressive!

  31. Bob says:

    I want a tube to make my new buddy Matt Leunig drool 😉

  32. Carter says:

    I’d be down for a new GF these days…

  33. Bryn says:

    Because I love all things grand, and colorful

  34. Goodlkngbear says:

    Because I need his wisdom.

  35. Shawnmac says:

    Hey forget about it….I send you some fazools and I get a package.I’m a Grand Fazooli for life.

  36. Jeff says:

    Fazooli schmazooli please

  37. frank (from Germany) says:

    ahhhhhhh Venice!

  38. Laura scobs says:

    When I was an amateur bear wrestler (so what if I’m a girl I’m darn good at it) I lost both of my arms. The referee was the grand fazooli and I saw it in a bright light when nothing was there. I saw amazing images of amazing eye bleeding art and I knew all would be okay! I awoke and my arms were reattached (the right where the left would be and the left where the right would be, funny thing that fazooli) in my “left” hand was a poster tube, I opened it and was instantly cured! The fazooli is more than grand, it is eye bleeding amazingness! Pick me fazooli so I can properly thank you for saving my life and arms!

  39. Nadine Schaber says:

    I would be my honor to have the opportunity to purchase this awesome art work! Thank you!

  40. Ann Conner says:

    Well…I’ve had quite a horrible year so far & could use some Awesomeness my way!!! Hoping maybe Fazooli could turn this around in some way with his magical powers & Marq’s imagination!!! Let the love train keep roll’n!!!

  41. Cam says:

    Oh la la….please, please, please!

  42. Ric Hersh says:

    I think Morris and Mr. F would get along just fine.

  43. Nick Campion says:

    Because I love it!

  44. Gavin O'Donovan says:

    Because I would be a fooly not to want to meet the Grand Fazooli!!

    AUSTRALIA

  45. Travis Hopper says:

    I just spoke with all my little Spusta creatures. They tell me Grand Fazooli is there grand master of Spusta funk. Fazooli is their magic! I’ve also been told the Grand Fazooli is responsible for all creatures in Spustaland, he looks over them with the help of his bliss bug army.

    Who wouldn’t want to meet the myth the legend master of puppets Fazooli. It would be an absolute honor.

    Thank you

  46. Jerhemy says:

    I would love a chance to be in the presence of Grand Fazooli. You see I have needed someone to guide me through the rest of 2013. I believe and hope that they will be able to help me in all of my most important decisions for this coming year. Hopefully they find their way to my humble abode. Thank you for the chance!!

  47. Sean says:

    My mouth is drizooli for the frizooli!!

  48. JMG$$$ says:

    Fazooli? Fazooli? Fazooli? Been looking for your crazy head!!!!, Making soma Pasta Fazooli tonight. Mangia, Mangia, Mangia!!!!!!!!

  49. Matt says:

    Isn’t Fazoli’s the place with unlimited breadsticks? Sorry its dinner time yes I want mystery tube please.

  50. postergeek says:

    just another weirdo wanting a fazooli tube….

  51. Leon leathers says:

    I would love to be in the presence of the Grand Fazooli. Thank you once again.

  52. Justin says:

    Have the grand fazooli spin me a pizza!

  53. Janet says:

    The Grand Fazooli I have seen part the sea on his way to me!

  54. Matt says:

    I felt him calling…. Please grant me the presence of The Grand Fazooli!

  55. Adam Kropelnicki says:

    This is not real The Grand Fazooli would never fit inside a tube

  56. Hightime says:

    … because I’m ever so lonely.

  57. Chris Olsen says:

    I feel we are kindred spirits the Grand Fazooli and I. One of my many many knicknames back in the day was FazOLY since my main knickname was OLY. The Ooli and Oly tribes have a strong bond.
    + anything Spusta rocks!

  58. C. Cousins says:

    Oh Grand Fazooli!!!!! OHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! GRAND FAZOOLI!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you hear my CRY!!!!! I beg of you!!!!! I BEG!!! Grant me insight to you infinit wisdom, in only one tube….

  59. Josh says:

    I would like to be in the presence of the Grand Fazooli because I don’t know who he is but I want to find out!

  60. Brooks Poole says:

    I need the Grand Fazooli in my life so that my Spusta collection can get the kick it needs!!!!! I am most positive the Grand Fazooli could make that happen.

  61. Tourkidz says:

    The presence of the Fazooli would bring positive, balanced energy and harmonious sanctitude to my beautiful, yet lonely, walls.

  62. DUTCHY ( Canada ) says:

    The Grand Fazooli, second cousin to the great Arthur Fonzarelli…to have the Grand Fazooli in my presence I can finally ask, what the real color of the sky in my world is!!

  63. quarb tennedflagm says:

    Because only a fool or a grandstanding stooley
    Would skip a chance at the wisdom
    Of the grand fahzooli…

  64. Ryan says:

    Chuck Norris only fears one man…..his name is Fazooli

  65. David K says:

    Marq, my addiction for the past year. More mini’s, it’s basically crack!

  66. Chris Pat says:

    The Grand Fazooli
    Your presence will be glory
    on my porch real soon

  67. TStone says:

    I must meet this great and powerful Grand Fazooli!

  68. Mrs. Fazooli says:

    Where is husband the infamous Grand Fazooli?! He hasn’t been home in days, I fear he’s been up all night, drinking whiskey, and hanging with Arleen at the Diner!! Where are you my love, please show up on our doorstep at 10:13; tube in hand!!!

  69. kmac says:

    I would love to meet this Grand Fazooli the great Wizard of Spustaland for I am in dire need of his infinite wisdom and guidance
    ….plus I could use a good Ravioli recipe! Please STUFF Fazzy’s fat a## in a tube & ship him to me 🙂

  70. Adam Budd says:

    Oh man I hope the Grand Fazooli stays up late! I didnt see this till just now. Lets go grab some beers and play some foozeball Grand Fazooli!

  71. Kevin says:

    Well I love a great mystery more than most! I’ve already exhausted all of the Hardy boys and Nancy Drews from coast to coast. This Grand Fazooli character sounds like just what I need! Thank you much and god speed! 🙂

  72. Amber Rich says:

    The excitement and mystery make the journey that much better! Thank you!

  73. Todd says:

    I thought I saw the grand Fazooli once… he was there one moment, then gone in a flash. I’d like to confirm that and I need to be in his presence to ask.

    If chosen, I would be honored and treat Grand Master Fozooli with kindness.

  74. Bob says:

    Because hopefully THIS reply will stay posted!

  75. Tony says:

    Me: Grand Fazooli. I beg you to help. These men have stolen my posters.
    GF: Ive known you all these years and youve never had me over for coffee.

  76. Alan says:

    Grand Fazooli is the epitome of awesome.

    Thanks for doing this Marq!

  77. Kyle says:

    Oh Grand Fazooli
    I must bask in your presence
    Like tasty cannoli UFOs
    And technicolor lizards of fences

  78. Artie Crisp says:

    Fazoowho!? Bless you! Fazoome sir, please fazoome …

  79. earle says:

    My life is incomplete without the Faz in it. Please send him my way so I can be complete

  80. Kelly Crawford says:

    I never win anything, so you should pick me!!

  81. Ernie Dodd says:

    Truly I am lost and drooly without my gooey kazooy constructed, honed and polished by the Grand Fazooli. I need another, I wish he knew me, but alas he rides with Solo and Chewie to distant lands, maybe Tatooy-n. All is well, it flows through me, the guiding wisdom of Fazooli. But as goes Snoopy, please come home Fazooli.

  82. Dustin says:

    I used to hang with a guy named the great fazulli. He was a awesome guy! We used to throw rocks at the moon & chase lightning bugs for fun. The names are close, they might be brothers? I will have to meet him to be sure.

  83. Rxfeet says:

    Great and powerful Grand Fazooli:
    Sorry for my tardiness. Seeking wisdom and enlightenment through your artistic talent. Thank you for the opportunity. Say hello to the FSM.

    RxFeet

  84. Amanda Register says:

    The grand fazooli loves my chicken!!!!!!

  85. mandy says:

    Because the Grand Fazooli wants to be in the presence of me.

  86. Cliff says:

    I would like to meet the Grand Fazooli. Perhaps my name will be drawn and I will, right awayi!

  87. Me says:

    Because I farted in the elevator, of the elevator today, man. Right before the hottest chick at work stepped on. So I’m thinking, she probably smelled it. Which got me thinking, if this Grand Fazooli really does make eyes bleed, then maybe, just maybe, she’ll thank me some day. I mean if your eyes were bleeding, you might thank me for getting your mind off of them for a few moments, right? It’s the little things.

  88. wayne clements says:

    it started out about a story my dad told me, as soon as you speak your first word its important you understand the grand fazooli way, as long as you enjoy the company of others, you will learn to show respect and return the kindness and love to all that you have been fortunate enough to be given the same respect and kindness, i couldnt wait to be born

  89. Chris says:

    It was once the Grand Fazooli who told me, “Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.” Ever since then I’ve searched for more of his wisdom, but I was never able to find him…Until now!

  90. Jason says:

    As a young Birdman I was taught by many in the woods of Fazooli. But none engaged in lessons as powerful and hopeful than that of the GRAND FAZOOLI. Of course the forest of whihch was named after him. It is he fostered lessons of Art, Food and great wine. It is in his Presence, the GRAND FAZOOLI where I became BirdMan!

  91. JLO says:

    I would love to be sitting on a mushroom sharing a hookah with the Grand Fazooli in a Marq Spusta poster.

  92. Jason E says:

    Yeah, I’m all about gaining some infinite wisdom, so I must meet/be in the presence of the Grand Fazooli. Maybe we could travel to Toronto together and eat at Alice Fazooli’s Italian restaurant.

  93. Groover says:

    The Grand Fazooli
    is no Fool He
    has the stuff we
    hope to see
    when the light
    gets low
    the insight
    will show
    mind expanded
    freshly branded
    from his infinite glow

  94. Chuck says:

    Faazzzoooolllmmmeee!!!

  95. Philip says:

    Pick me… hope im not too late 🙂
    From Singapore

  96. Tim V. says:

    Because Fazooli spelled backwards is …

    … Iloozaf!!

  97. Luke H says:

    Because Spusta work is dope

  98. Rui Moreira says:

    Because I want to hang Grand Fazooli.

  99. Ryan D says:

    Because I have had this nagging itch in my life for sometime now and feel that the Grand Fazooli is the one who can scrtach that itch!

  100. Michael Hendon says:

    Because I NEED The Grand Fazooli in my life!!!!! You know this Marq!!!

  101. Richie Rich says:

    Italian by blood.
    not relation.

    pasta every Sunday.

    Marqo,
    Invoice per favore’

  102. Rxfeet says:

    Is it in bad taste for subjects to beg?

  103. T B says:

    Heyyyyyyy Fazooliiiiiiiiii!!!!

  104. OTTO says:

    I have all of the keys and weapons needed to defend us against the Grand Fazooli.

    I have been training for months and I am EASILY, the most qualified for the job.

    Your posters are safe with me, Marq

    I wish you all best of luck in this terrifying time, it will be my honor to defend you.

  105. Scott says:

    im a newbie collecter and would love too add some killer prints to my small collection . and your work is amazing love your imagination and how you can put it down on paper.

  106. Clay Carder says:

    Please place me in the presence the Grand Fazooli.

  107. Chris Weston says:

    I only have a Primus print of yours and want more and manage to miss out on drops of prints I want that I hope may be in my tube….

  108. Jesse C says:

    To meet The Grand Fazooli will be much fun, I will kiss the sun and convert to crazy! Open the tube of mystery escape from reality, kick back a while and smile, smile, smile. There are only a few, but the grand Fazoolii will very carefully choose. I hope to meet him, as I have no plans today, so best of luck to all, lets have fun with this one and have a ball!!

  109. Casey says:

    Can’t wait to meet The Grand Fazooli

  110. David C says:

    Simply because I’ve never been selected in your contest!

  111. John says:

    Grand Fazooli take me a away!!!

  112. jeremy says:

    I need to see whats behind the purple spot!
    Thats more of a tease than blurred-out nudity on TV 🙂

  113. Ben says:

    My wife and I just moved to a new house that has naked walls. One might say, we made a new start. I haven’t been in the presence of the Great Fazooli since years past in the fields of Waunakee. I’m looking for his workings to satisfy the soul.

  114. Sean says:

    “Behind the purple spot” ahh, the hunt of all young men!

  115. Gypsy Lady says:

    Why I would love to bask in the infinite weirdness & wisdom of the all knowing & mystical Grand Fazooli. My pal Fazool, my bro Zooli, we must meet because I know one thing for sure, there will be ear to ear smiles for days & days.

    Here’s to it, thanks Marq.
    Oh yeah, it was really nice reading everyone’s creative comments…

  116. Mike says:

    Oh how the Grand Fazooli would enrich my life. He has haunted my dreams and been a hovering specter of my days and I know he the piece missing from my life. I built a fire and in this fire a saw a vision and this vision was…….a maiden eyes alight with glowing hair all that fancy paints as fair. And the Grand Fazooli!!!

  117. Abby says:

    Much like the Grand Fazooli, I am a very mysterious being. Getting the two of us together will be something for the world to behold.

  118. Merv says:

    The long lost Fazooli!!! I have been hunting him for years now. Every time I think I ma near him, the big purple spot appears and I can no longer see him. Fleeting glimpses of his awesomness do nothing more than stoke the fires of desire.To hold him in my hands and bask in his glory would make my week.
    Thank you Marq for all that you do for us!! Love your work!

  119. Jason says:

    So I think the best way to keep my home’s walls alive is to grace it with the Grand Fazooli! You see, story has it that once the Grand Fazooli graces the walls of your home, the owner can sit back and relax to enjoy the show that we call life!

  120. wes holland says:

    I’ve had some difficulty posting but I can now lay my request at the foot of the Grand Fazooli. Should human sacrifice be necessary, I’m your master of ceremonies. I hope its not too late.

  121. wes holland says:

    The Land of Blissbugs (AKA casa de Holland AKA the bubble) needs to have a leader present.

  122. Steve says:

    Because the Grand Fazooli still owes me mucho deniro $$$.

  123. Richie Rich says:

    Mil grazi paisano! vivi cent`anni.

    ciao,
    Ricardo

  124. Jason says:

    I like turtles.

  125. Brad says:

    Grand Fazooli I have some nice wine to share with you.

  126. Derek D says:

    The Grand Fazooli, I would love to hang with you in your presence. To discoverer all the wacky infinite weirdness and wisdom you have to bring. I would be my honer…

    Thanks for the chance, might be late for this one.

  127. Nonfiction says:

    The Grand Fazooli has great taste in music!

  128. JCA says:

    What it would mean to me to meet the great legend of the many Shimmer colors would be this. My brain will be doing back flips, and my soul will be swallowed in the Grand Fazoolies Mandala of weirdness and wisdom. Wow, What a day, I hope this dream comes true. Thanks for the chance Marq.

    To be completely candid, it would be apropos to exclaim from any rooftop that the founder of strange fandangled my pumpernickel. Although that may be a different story, I would love the chance to connect with an artist that is so benevolent to the oddity that is this enigma we try to re-create. Although sound is my medium, beauty is timeless-

  129. John Gomes says:

    Fazooli appears
    Patchouli mixes with tears
    Coolly waited years

  130. John K says:

    Oh how I’d so love to see,
    The mysterious man that cannot be,
    Described as anything but a mystery.
    I traveled by land, by air and sea,
    Just to catch a fleeting glimpse of what could be,
    But once again he has alluded me,
    The magical and magnificent Grand Fazooli!

    Grats to those that won!

  131. dylan says:

    I would like to be in the GRAND FAZOOLI’S presence so that he may help me battle the LIONFISH invasion of the Caribbean! We need all the help we can get!

  132. Richie Rich says:

    “Feed me Seymour”

    that is one kool lookin venus flytrap.

    WSP summer?

    if so, I shoulda went to Waka!

  133. Rick Caldarella says:

    I’d like to be in the presence ot Fazooli because I’m confident he would tell me where to find Tweek, who is my all time favorite poster image character. Tweek and Fazooli need to be framed and hung side by side as BFF’s. hahaha 🙂

  134. A-train says:

    Wow marq your ideas are so great. Who wouldn’t want to be in the presence of the grand fazooli. I’m sure there are many surprises in these tubes. Anything would be fantastic, maybe a late bday present! Have a great weekend.

  135. John says:

    Ooo Grand Fazooloi you reek of patchouli, I hope to see you Wednesday in VA coming at me in the WSP summer symmetry, if not I’d love to find you in a tube of mystery, but please please please stay away from Music Today XD

  136. Gain says:

    I has none Fazooli.

  137. Paul says:

    Forgetaboutit….

  138. AlpineDood says:

    Fzooli?! I am not worthy

  139. Justin says:

    I want to smell him. It will be the true test of grandeur.

  140. Kris Dumas says:

    Wait, where did my left sock go? Maybe it was that damn Sasquatch, or the damn Fazooli, Either way, I need a drink.

  141. Adam Giroux says:

    Damnnnnn wish I saw this last week….. I heard that Fazooli cat is one bad motha fu**a

  142. a-train says:

    I love the grand fazooli. He looks like a wacked out Mr Miyagi. To have him in my presence would be a great honor 🙂

  143. Garret Phillips says:

    Because I can’t hit a drop or afford secondary prices…need help from the Grand Fazooli

  144. Joshua says:

    With your grand entrance, Grand Fazooli, you shall empart wisdom of grandeur and exude all the positivity that blocks the negativity of the world. You sir are the Grandness of all.

    Come on home Grand Fazooli.

  145. Deb Kocan says:

    I might be just a teeeeeny bit late to the party, but I would still be honored by your presence. The gnomes have my address. Hope you show up at my door some time soon 😉

  146. Brian Burkus says:

    Dear gnomes. I would love the opportunity for a chance at a tube.. granf Fazoli eating righteous Cannolis

  147. Dan graves says:

    I need the presence of the Grand Fazooli! I need his wisdom and his attitude and his touch of the divine. And because of my job I haven’t been able to visit his cousin Smeez for three years and I NEED something awesome!

  148. Jason Wickham says:

    I would love to be in The Grand Fazooli’s presence! I have many many questions to ask him. What happened to Melvook’s eye? , Why does Morris drink so much? ,What is Nibbles nibbling on?, and What exactly is In My Head?
    Oh yes, I could go on and on with the Great Fazooli. Thank you so much for considering my abode to house the mysterious man.
    Have a Happy Easter.

  149. Brandon Ambrose says:

    My daughter Olivia is going to soon be getting her first Spusta print framed. The mini creature caravan. A Spusta mystery tube would sure make her room even more amazing. Thanks Marq for everything you do.

  150. Jason Wickham says:

    Haha….I just noticed the date!

    Darn, I liked my answer too….lol

    Have a Happy Easter everyone.

  151. Patrick says:

    Ahhhh the Grand Fazooli reminds me of the happy spirit & freaky deaky side to each and every one of us when booming around town :)/

  152. Stephanie says:

    I would like to ask him which pill he would take, the red or blue?

  153. Tyler Hart says:

    I would adore to be in the presence of such awesomeness. I feel like our beloved Grand Fazooli is merely the Great Gatsby on acid, thus his ability to transform from Great to Grand. He is the life of all parties, yet when he’s in his Grand state, he IS the party! Put on your crazy tie, and come have fun with Faz!!!!

    Thank you for the opportunity! Mystery tubes are the best!!

  154. Ben H says:

    I want what he’s having! Seems like the dude that everybody loves to hang with at a concert or festival. He certainly is a grand fellow, would love to be in his presence and jam out! Thanks for the chance!!

  155. Christopher says:

    Grand fazoolia. Is the beginning of them all. He is smeezy and morris dad. And nibbles granddaddy. So this is the begincning of the whole family. Thanks

  156. bdub says:

    So I can enjoi a fruit by the foot with Mr. Fazooli!
    Save me a piece 😜
    Thanks for the spot!

  157. Travis szewczyk says:

    So I can look into those clideascope eyes and see what he sees

  158. Ben Reed says:

    Because I believe it is my turn to finally hit the Spusta lottery. I deserve it, and you deserve my money for the wonderful artwork. Please and thank you.

  159. Mark fuerstenberg says:

    I believe in the “grand fazooli” he’s a styling wizard of sorts…. Well dressed and well versed in magic. Traveling to Chicago, Being in line at C2e2 at the beginning of the line…was not enough to score a nibbles… I will leave it to the gnomes and Marq to hopefully remedy that cluster😉. This would be a great surprise to score one of these… Thanks marq and gnomes for everything you do for us addicts!

  160. Mandy says:

    I wanna stick my tongue out at Fazooli and see where my eyeballs end up.

  161. Chris P says:

    Because he is the all and powerful!!! He is….the Grand Fazooli!!!!

  162. Seth Rowley says:

    The Grand Fazooli is the best wing man! Woman get mesmerized by his beautiful eyes and psychedelic tie!

    Thanks Marq!

  163. Chris Torgerson says:

    I would ask the Grand Fazooli the secrets of the universe. He knows all!!!!!

  164. Rebecca Reece says:

    I have been trying to be a lucky lottery winner every since the day my boyfriend introduced me to your fantabulous awesome art! The Grand Fazooli would be framed on my wall for me to ask him to grant me awesome days on my way out the door to work! Good luck everyone.

  165. Sonny says:

    Have have won one of these before, but I nterested in seeing what a Grand Fazooli looks like.

    Do well.

  166. Mark Austin says:

    I’ve already cleared out my schedule well in advance just for when this day or night might would happen and I would have the honor of meeting The Grand Fazooli and have him grace this humble abode with his presence. I’m gonna leave the porch light on and be hopeful that someday soon we will have a Grand Ole Time together.

  167. Will from the Vill says:

    Dear Mr. Grand Fazooli,
    I would like to join you on your Mystical Journey of self Actualization. Please hit me back so we can jam out!

  168. Holt Lowe says:

    Because I’m pretty sure I last saw him walking out of a panic show and we had exactly the same expression. Gotta meet this guy cause he’s gotta be Nuts…

  169. jason says:

    Why? Because I like turtles. Also, fuck the Syracuse orange.

  170. Richard Steinberg says:

    I would like to be in he presence of the Grand Fazooli bc I need more Spusta on my walls. These drops are always tough. Would love to win this lotto to show I am a winner.

  171. Tony Nazar says:

    Fazooli would be framed at my front door so he could greet all you entered with his cosmic eyes!!!

  172. Joel says:

    The Grand Fazooli watches over all

  173. Kayley says:

    Grand Fazooli is delicious

  174. Suellen says:

    Grand Fazooli is mysteriously cool

  175. Ricky says:

    Would be my first Spusta win on a drop or lotto. Fazooli would be a sign of good things to come!

  176. Mark Fortuna says:

    For only the Grand Fazooli knows the truth. However his eyes must gaze upon you from behind a glass framing hung upon a wall within your home for a year before the truth to be revealed.

  177. Gary Dryden says:

    A big fazooli would be a great piece to add to my spusta room puzzel

  178. Brooke Alvis says:

    I’d like to be in the Grand Fazooli’s presence so I can deliver unto him this Haiku, written in his awesome honor:

    Celestial drift
    Admiral awakening
    Welcoming us in

  179. Justin says:

    The presence of a Grand Fazooli in my home would be honored and cherished for many moons to come! Maybe he could teach me about time travel too.

  180. April Earthwood says:

    Fazooli tests all party favors and flavors to make sure they are safe for the public! Thanks so much!

  181. Jill Palmieri says:

    I have yet to meet this Grand Fazooli been chasing him down for years..Heard he holds the secrets to eternal joy and never-ending splendor..

  182. Danny C says:

    All I can say is that I love Marqs work, and that I can’t wait to frame it up and get it on the wall. Go Bernie and good luck all!

  183. Kurt Hill says:

    The Grandness of Fazooli is right up there with the Grand Wazoo! Intergalactic wizardry! http://youtu.be/_rBuxG9t_PE
    The Grand Fazooli weaves the funkadelic blanket of kindness! Look into his eyes and see “i”. Flavor saver and a crown of love. Bless up Spusta crew!

  184. Brian Turner says:

    Because I have looked just like him after panic shows soooo many times 🙂

  185. B says:

    Oh shit. I’m late.

  186. John Brooks says:

    I want to meet that Grand Fazooli because he’s the pimpest pimp from the streets. Plus I saw Batman vs Superman tonight and it’s not that good. I need a real hero and Fazolli is a bad mother….Shut you mouth.

  187. Matt says:

    That Fazooli cat still owes me 12 bucks from back in the day. I need his picture as a reminder of the being that stiffed me all those years ago…

  188. Kris says:

    Because that tie is awesome!

  189. Stacey says:

    I would love to pick his grand master brain and learn the magic powers of spustaville. Most important to figure out where nibbles really comes from.
    Much love Marq and your mighty gnomes

  190. adam says:

    Not much lotto luck in the past .A wise Wizard once said it would look great on my wall…..

  191. Bryan C says:

    For it is only through the wisdom of the grand fazooli can one reach true enlightenment.

  192. Brett T says:

    From what I hear only the grand fazooli knows the secrets of how to actually hit on future drops. Looking for a little bit o luck you could say.

  193. Steve R says:

    My little baby gnome was conceived with the dream of growing up a Grand Fazolli lover and meeting a Grand Fazolli prince living a Fazolli castle someday. Of course daddy and mommy can live there too!!

    Great giveaway idea!!

  194. Matt McGovern says:

    I’m interested in a mystery Grand Tubey Snoopy Fazooly

  195. Michael Lombardi says:

    I need to ask her 3 questions!
    1) What is the meaning of life?
    2) What are the secrets of the universe?
    3) Will you marry me?

  196. Randall says:

    This sounds like it was fun, please grand fazoolli rise up again!

  197. Joe says:

    Post I’ve never been fazoollied before 🙂

  198. Sarah says:

    Today is a grand day already. Why not make it even more grand.

  199. Anna says:

    i need fazooli to find my way home!

  200. Jennings says:

    I hear he’s one of the better, all-knowing spiritual guides….

  201. Trevor Bethel says:

    Fazooli says, he who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger

  202. Emilie Boyaval says:

    There once was a man named fazooli, whose friends complained he smelled of patchouli. As they sat and judged while their morales smudged, they couldn’t comprehend how he partied but never became unruly.

  203. David says:

    It would be sweet to hit this as I own no spusta. Gotta start somewhere

  204. Jeremy Goshern says:

    His eyes ! My eyes! He spins, I spin , and we spin. Need I say more!

  205. Betsy says:

    I need the Grand Fazool’s mystical magical powers to help inspire me 🙂

  206. Michael says:

    Because I really need to see in person how long his tie is. Does it go on forever? Nobody knows until now.

  207. Dayton Smith says:

    I need his greatness around me to remind me how great I am

  208. Tim says:

    Because I run around and my head is a mess and I think I know what I’m doing and I don’t and now I don’t even know where I’m at. I’d feel better being next to someone that is comfortable being lost.

  209. Ross Attkisson says:

    I’d love to meet the man in person. Would be epic

  210. Bennett says:

    I need a Grand Fazooli because I also puke rainbows. 🙂

  211. Dan Stovall says:

    I need to find the entrance to his mysterious wonder imporium. Thanks for the chance!!!

  212. Paul wood says:

    I would like to meet him because I like to party

  213. Sam ross says:

    I’d like to meet him and ask what he took to make those eyes swirl around so vividly, and maybe see if he had any left to share

  214. Andrew P says:

    I would like to meet him because I think he might be my long lost uncle Dave. Thanks for the opportunity!! Happy Easter everybody!! 😀

  215. Zach says:

    Almost as many entries three years after posting as when the tubes were actually available. Pretty crazy. I still want one.

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